Monday, November 22, 2010

TTU: The NICHE, Chapter Four

Here it is, the final chapter of The NICHE. Only one more final chapter to go in True Tales! Hopefully it will all begin to make sense!
True Tales from University: The New International Club for Historical Enlightenment

CHAPTER FOUR


Nothing else happened that night, and it was club night the next evening. We rehearsed for the Court Tournament as usual. It was almost ready. We were going to show it to the public that very same weekend.
Ivan and I walked home, laughing over a great tumble I had taken. I had slipped and fallen in the choreographed fight. I had never won the tournament in any of the practices, but I desperately wanted to. I was hoping to maybe win this weekend, during the actual show. As we walked and talked, our defences were lowered, much lower than when we had first met, but last night had made us a little bit suspicious.
But none of last night, not even hearing Adrianna’s name, prepared us for what we saw when we got home.
The door was swinging open, busted off its hinges. We hadn’t used the silver chain in a while, so that had been no protection.
Inside were four corpses, lying higgledy-piggledy across the room. One look at their black hoodies and shaved heads revealed they were last night’s killers.
But the most striking thing was the message written in their blood on the wall.
I’m not finished with you, Andrew Harcourt! If you thought you had gotten away from me, you are very much mistaken. Love, Adrianna.
PS. Thanks for all the valuable information. I wouldn’t bother searching anymore. Use the rest of your little life to do something fun, because it’ll be over very soon.
Ivan, only slightly disturbed, snapped into action, after letting a few Russian words escape his lips – curses, no doubt. I stood, dumbstruck, only half taking in what he said, and heard the voice of Julie coming loud through his phone.
‘Hello?’
‘Julie! Julie, it’s Ivan.’
‘Oh, hi Ivan. I suppose you heard about the breakouts then?’
‘Not until now,’ Ivan replied with remarkable calmness. ‘Not until I found the four escapees lying dead in my apartment.’
‘Holy... Mother of God. I’ll be right there. Don’t move, Ivan. But make sure you’re protected.’
The phone clicked off at the other end. Ivan grabbed my wrist and charged into his room. He ripped through his wardrobe until he found two silver chainmail vests for us. We put those on, and then armed ourselves with silver stakes.
‘Shit,’ was the first thing I managed to say. ‘Ivan... we have to check my room...’
‘Why?’
‘Just... trust me...’
We edged cautiously across the bloody scene of the living room, and regarded the doorless portal to my room. The door was on the far side of my room now, lying broken in half with the mark of a powerful fist in its centre. We peeked around the walls and slipped in to the tiny room.
‘It’s gone,’ I said, not with surprise, but with finality. I had known it as soon as I read her message.
‘What is?’
‘Our research on the key. She’s taken it. She knows about the key as well, and now she seems to think she’s close to finding it.’
‘Hello?’ The female voice coming from the living room alerted us. We stared at each other wild-eyed and, holding our stakes before us, strode out into the living room. We relaxed slightly when we saw it was only Amber. She looked very confused, but more by the headache she was evidently experiencing than the sight of four dead bodies. She was holding her forehead, which was the usual sign that Patrick the ghost was telling her something. Her eyes were narrowed and she looked a bit like a newborn puppy, weak, sightless.
‘Amber, you shouldn’t be here,’ Ivan said sternly, but I could sense the worry in his voice.
‘Patrick told me something terrible was happening at your apartment. I wasn’t sure... I had to come...’
I grabbed Amber’s arms and got close to her face. ‘Amber,’ I started angrily, ‘Tell Patrick that the vampire is hunting the key now. She thinks she knows where it is. Patrick has to tell us where the key is and what it is we are looking for, or else our mission will fail completely.’
Amber looked dazed for a moment, then upset. ‘He won’t tell me,’ she said, on the verge of tears. ‘He said he’ll keep an eye out and warn us if she’s getting close, but he can’t risk revealing it to us just yet. “To give the people of Earth immortality,” he says, “would make their destructiveness and arrogance echo throughout the whole universe.” He just won’t tell me...’
I hugged Amber gently, and soon Julie and her officers walked through the door. ‘Shit,’ the detective whispered under her breath. ‘Damn vampire. We would have upped the security on their cells, but we were certain they were too unimportant for her.’
‘They were,’ I said observantly. ‘She only broke them out to be dramatic. She only broke them out to kill them so it would get to us.’
Julie nodded slowly. ‘Yes, that’s an accurate assessment. Guys, I’m going to need you to come with me. We’ll go grab a coffee somewhere and I need to get the basic timeline off you. Best you go change and put those vests under your real clothes.’
She nodded to her officers, and they started to canvas the scene. Julie escorted Amber out into the hall. Ivan and I went back to my room, which was closest, dumped our backpacks, and changed so that our vests were under our jumpers. Then we joined the two women out in the hall.
We went down to a nearby bar and cafe. The two women got coffees while Ivan and I, to steady ourselves, had something a bit stronger. Julie asked us all sorts of questions, and we told her what we knew.
‘Was anything taken from the apartment?’ she finally asked, towards the end.
‘Yes,’ I sighed. ‘A box full of old research papers.’
‘Your study?’ she asked, confused.
‘No.’ Then I realised who I was talking to. I could tell Julie about the key, after all, less than twenty four hours ago I was asking her if she knew anything about it. ‘It was all research about the key. The key that I asked you about last night. This vampire, Adrianna, is after the key as well.’
Julie looked grim. ‘I was hoping the key wouldn’t fall into anyone’s hands at all...’ she said softly.
I jumped on her words. ‘You know what it is?!’ I cried out.
She hushed me. ‘Yes, Andrew. I spoke this morning, as I promised you, to the associate I mentioned. Before that I knew nothing of this key. But my very knowledgeable associate knew about it. Yes, I can tell you, this key does have something to do with us androids.’
‘Is it what keeps you alive forever?’
‘No. It was created by us.’
I was really confused, and very tired, and kind of drunk by that stage. ‘Wait, but... but how can you guys be immortal if you created the key to immortality?’
She shook her head. ‘You’re getting this all wrong. The key isn’t the key itself.’
‘Yes, I thought as much. It’s a key to something else?’
‘It’s a key to a machine,’ she said, looking as if she didn’t want to say any of this at all. But we were in far too deep, and needed to know. ‘If Adrianna finds the key, she won’t be immortal. Even if she finds the machine, she still won’t gain immortality. But it will be bad if she does find it.... So you need to stop her from finding it.’
My fists balled up. ‘That’s not fair. If you created it, why don’t you stop her?’
‘I have a job to do, Andrew. I can’t blow my cover. You’re perfectly willing to accept my existence as an android. A lot of your kind wouldn’t feel the same. And what’s more, I don’t have the time to search for it.’
I was about to retort angrily, but then it hit me. ‘Wait... what? You mean you don’t know where it is?’
She looked a little bit awkward as she answered, ‘That’s right. You see, it was created together with some of our kind and some of your kind. Androids put the key for the machine in charge of a human engineer who lived and worked at this university. But, just before he was going to unveil its existence to the whole world, he had a religious revelation. I’m not sure exactly what happened, but he decided that God didn’t want humans to be immortal. So he hid the key. Generations of researchers have been working on finding it, and have narrowed the location down to this university. ‘
My head was spinning with the revelations. One rather great one sprung to mind now. ‘Wait... but the engineer lived in 1901... are you telling me that androids existed in 1901?!’
Ivan and Amber were both very curious now too. I was fairly sure the three of us were all on the same level of understanding. But Julie was withholding information from us. ‘Yes, Andrew. Androids existed then. I can’t tell you anymore than that. You already know too much for a human being.’
She stood and checked her phone. ‘You can go back to your apartment whenever you like. Please, don’t call me unless it is crime related. If I get a single call from you pestering me for more information, I will call off the alliance between my department and your little club. You’ll have to call in your own favours, and I can see your cover being quite easily blown that way. But I’ll tell you one last thing. When you get the key... if you get the key, find the student with blonde and green hair. She will give you further instructions. If you fail to retrieve the key, and Adrianna gets it, call me. That’s when things will get serious.’
‘Why don’t you get your android buddies to help us?!’ I cried, a little too loud.
‘Will you shut up!’ she snapped. She came close to me and hissed, ‘The key is a top secret matter even among my kind. We can’t afford lots of androids knowing about this as well as lots of humans. The fact that it has gotten this far and this ridiculous, and that a vampire is about to find it... I just wish I could have strangled the guys who thought this was a good idea a century ago. Good night!’
She stalked out of the bar, leaving the three of us to dwell on our thoughts. I was still really angry. ‘It’s not fair! Her people got us into this mess! Why do we have to stop Adrianna from getting the key?’
Ivan crossed his arms tightly. ‘Andrew, it’s our duty. Besides. Think of it this way. You’re not hunting the key, all right? You’re hunting Adrianna. That was your main mission from the very beginning, yes?’
I was about to argue with him, and I glared at his calm, icy blue eyes. But then I relented. ‘Yeah. Yeah, that was what I always wanted to do. But if I find this key, I’m not just going to let the androids take it off me. I want to know everything about it. Why was it made? What does it do? Why is it so dangerous?’
Amber nodded slowly, and patted me on the arm. ‘I’ll try and help you, Andrew. I’m chipping away at Patrick’s resolve.’
This only made me a little more mad, at this invisible Patrick person. ‘Damn him! Why does he think he’s so much better than us? We can handle the key! I’m not going to use it for evil! He needs to have more faith in humanity. I’m guessing he was human once?’
Amber gave me a knowing look, and calmly said, ‘Exactly. He was human once. But now he’s a ghost. So perhaps he’s a little jealous of us living, who are on the brink of eternal life?’
I wanted to retort, but I supposed she was right. From what she had told me of Patrick, he was an invisible ghost, only heard by Amber and a few others with a gift for hearing the dead. He couldn’t leave the university grounds, the place where he died. Like us, it was his chosen duty to protect the university. But unlike us, he couldn’t quit. He couldn’t leave. It must have been very lonely for him.
Still. That wasn’t right. He was withholding the most valuable information of all from us.
I prayed in bed that night, for the first time in a very long time. The silver chain was wrapped around the apartment again. The blood had been washed off the wall. I was in my chainmail, with my stake sheathed at my side. Perhaps it seems surprising to you we could sleep there. But we would never let Adrianna deter us.
I prayed to God that we would find that key first. Perhaps, in better circumstances, I would have asked him if I could be an immortal man. But right now, just living a mortal life was infinitely better than death by that vampire... or worse, living in a world with vampires that were truly immortal and completely invulnerable to anything we might have to use against them.


Friday passed by tensely. Gone was the worrying thought of the tournament on the weekend. There was nothing I could do about that.
The NICHE still, all good little students, attended their classes. But we met early Friday morning to talk about the next, urgent mission. Amber supplied us with maps of the university grounds. Over breakfast in the quad we all highlighted our maps, outlining any buildings that were pre-1901, or any other significant landmarks that were around at that time. If the engineer had hidden it on the grounds, it was surely a place of some significance, so that he could remember where it was. Or not? Perhaps he had buried it in some random place in the hopes that it would never be found again? That terrible thought weighed on our minds. For now, our only options were to search the significant places. There was no way in hell we could get away with digging up the manicured lawns of the university.
There were not many places for us to search in the end, which made it easier. Most of the art around the university was recent, so that discounted them as landmarks. The portion with the clock tower and other old buildings, including one fortified wall from before the university existed, were the most promising sites of interest. In between classes, I met up with various different members of the NICHE, and we scoured the old parts of the university. We searched the fortified wall for any loose stones. We stood in the centre of the clock tower, walked to the very top, our eyes always on the walls and the beautiful tiles below, looking for anything slightly out of place. But our search revealed nothing. We may have missed the key. It could have been in any number of old buildings that had been demolished over the last century to modernise the university. One last ditch effort was made to scour the old villas being used by various different arts departments. But it was useless. Even if the key was in one of those, it could have been in a lecturer’s office, and there was no way we could get away with searching in one of those.
That night we all met briefly over dinner. Places were crossed off the list. We looked at it from another angle now. Amber assigned herself the homework of finding out where the Engineering faculty had been in 1901, or if there had even been one – had it been part of Science, instead? More thorough searches were slated for Sunday. Why not Saturday? Because that was the day of the Tournament. All of us were a little concerned that maybe we should cancel the tournament and continue the urgent search. But in the end it was decided we couldn’t disappoint the members of the Re-enactments Club. We couldn’t just make those decisions for them, as if we were some all important clique.
We could have continued the search that night, but that was decided against. Last night’s break-in at the apartment had scared the entire NICHE. Night was Adrianna’s domain. Besides, if we didn’t sleep tonight, tomorrow’s show would be ruined.
So we all went to our respective homes and got a good night’s sleep.
That night I dreamed of a passage from the engineer’s cryptic diary.
“An angel came to visit me some time ago. She told me we were not ready. She turned me – she should not have needed to, but she did – to the good book. After much reflection, I realised, we as a species are not quite ready to ascend that golden stairway. God did not mean for us to find this key, I believe. I am quite resigned to the fact.
What I learned today has put the last nail in the coffin, as it were. The monarch, half a world away, has passed. It had been my dream to present the key to Her Majesty Queen Victoria herself. But now that she has found eternal life in heaven, I can no longer fulfil this dream, and indeed I believe it is a sign that I was never meant to. We were never meant to.
And so I gave the monarch the farewell I wished I could have given her. I’m sure she smiled upon me for doing so. And she who protected the Empire can protect my secret for the rest of eternity, until the hand of God himself reaches down and takes it from her.”


The next day started off extremely rainy. The whole sky was gray. My cell phone was going wild, beeping and buzzing incessantly with texts from others in the Re-enactment Club. Is it still on? Are we still in the park? Oh man, I hope it isn’t cancelled, I’ve been practicing so hard! Can you wake Ivan up please, he isn’t responding to my texts.
I shuffled out of bed and found Ivan sitting in trackpants, his hair loose down his back, staring out at the rainy city sky. I sighed. ‘Sucks, huh?’
He turned around slowly. ‘Yeah. I turned my phone off.’
I reached into my pocket and did the same. It seemed like the most Zen thing to do. ‘Any news?’
He shook his head. ‘I called Amber earlier. She said she was working away steadily to break Patrick’s defences, but he’s been keeping this secret a long time and it will take some effort. But he hasn’t sensed Adrianna near the key.’
‘Good,’ I sighed. I remembered the engineer’s diary and my strange dream last night, and felt a pang of anger. How dare Adrianna steal those things from us. I had felt as if I had been getting to know the engineer, but I couldn’t search through his recorded thoughts anymore. It made me very mad.
The first person to come to the apartment was Dave. ‘What the hell, guys! Why’d you turn your cell phones off? I’ve been trying to check if you guys are still alive or what.’ Dave became the centre of communications then. He text everyone telling them to meet in the quad in the afternoon regardless of weather. We might just have to put the display on indoors, no matter how inconvenient that was.
But the sky began to clear around lunchtime, and the sun was steadily drying the wet grass. Later, we headed past the park. People were out there, sunning themselves and enjoying the break from the bad weather of the morning. The park was a very important place for some people, especially people who lived in the central city and didn’t get much nature. It was nice and busy, so we’d be able to put the display on. The only issue was the grass. It was still quite wet, and that would be bad for fighting in. We decided to give it a few hours, and instead of starting the tournament right away, members of the Historical Re-enactments Club went around the park in small groups acting in their medieval personae, trying to get people interested.
I took part in a small scene. Ivan and I walked across the park to each other, and then started circling each other.
‘So!’ he cried out, raising his visor and drawing his sword. ‘The cowardly Baron Arturo dares to show his face? Draw, sir! You shall not present arms before the Queen this afternoon.’
A few eyes were drawn then to the statue we were standing beside, and it was with some irony I realised who it was. Ivan had been talking about Queen Rhiannon, the club member. But we were arguing beside the statue of Queen Victoria in the park. I pushed this observation to the back of my head and immersed myself back in the scene. ‘Sir Wolfram of Bohemia, are you not? I have heard tell of your nefarious exploits! Draw, sir, and fall upon my mighty sword. You shall not see the Queen this day, nor fight for her favour. I’m saving you the embarrassment of losing to me in front of everyone at the tournament.’
‘Son of a weasel! Fight me, if you dare!’
There were several cries of alarm as our swords met with a loud clang. That was good. We wanted it to seem at least a little real to people. While we talked, they might laugh at our bad acting and dialogue. But when the swords came out, that was the real show. Perfectly performing our rehearsed fight like a dance, we wowed the crowds.
Choreographed though it was, the end was not. The fight-like dances were always left open ended so that only fate could decide who would win the fight. We always tried our best in the end, to see who would come out on top. Usually, it wasn’t me.
And today was no exception. After our rehearsed steps were disposed with, Ivan soon had me on my knees, his sword point at my Adam’s apple. The crowd clapped enthusiastically, and Ivan bowed. ‘Thank you, good people. I invite you to the Queen’s Tournament, soon to take place at the rotunda. There you will see me once again thoroughly defeat this whippersnapper in armed combat. When the trumpet sounds, won’t you join us in the Queen’s presence?’
He bowed again, the crowd clapped, and he helped me to my feet. I bowed too, and we set off together to set up another scene. But by the rotunda, Dave started his fanfare on the trumpet. Ivan and I increased our pace towards the central area. Many of the park patrons gathered around the circle in which the knights, male and female, were lined up, facing the rotunda. Queen Rhiannon was sitting regally on a throne. Nicola, her hand-maiden, was beside her. Various other members of the club, those who weren’t fighting today, were gathered behind the Queen’s throne to watch the exhibition. Only Dave was standing alone, as the trumpeter and the crier for today.
‘Good gentle folk,’ he began, greeting the audience first, ‘knights from far and wide, nobles of the court, and her majesty the Queen. Today we shall determine who the greatest knight in the realm is. The victor shall win the Queen’s favour and the most excellent blade Excelsior.’ Two members of the club came forward, carrying and showing to the crowd the beautiful club blade. It belonged to the club as a whole, but the tournament was held once every year to determine who could take possession of the blade for the following year. It was fine, long, shining, silver-plated, and decorated with the finest decoration down the blade. Its edges were, naturally, dulled, for use in exhibition fights.
Rhiannon stepped down, regally, in her Queen persona. She waved to the crowd slowly, to the amusement of the gathered people. Then she walked down the line of knights, perusing us. To my surprise, she stopped at me. She faced me with a little smirk, and drew a gold medallion from a pouch at her waist. ‘I name the Baron Arturo my favourite to win today’s Tournament. May God smile down on you this day, Baron.’
I was amazed. This was totally unexpected. She had never picked me as a favourite before, and I was the least likely to succeed. I knew this, and everyone down the line knew this. Some of them were sniggering, some of them were shocked or jealous, and some of them no doubt understood that Rhiannon was doing this to encourage me. I had never won any of these fights before, but being her favourite was, in a small way, a victory in itself. I quickly regained composure and bowed lowly. ‘Your Majesty, you do me too much honour. I only hope I might fight well for you today.’
‘I hope you will,’ Rhiannon responded. She gave me another unqueenly smirk then resumed her regal attitude, heading back to her throne.
‘The schedule of competitions has been drawn. The first to fight shall be Erica Ericsdottir, Terror of the North, against The Shadow of the East. Competitors, take your places.’
So it was Jane and Ashley up first. Jane was dressed in her Viking persona, while Ashley was dressed not in her ninja blacks, but in a kimono. Their fight lasted a long time. They were both NICHE members, which meant they were tough as nails. But they were good showmen too, and knew that if they lasted too long the crowd would get bored. Jane was eventually defeated, willingly it seemed, the point of Ashley’s katana at her neck. The first fight was over.
The sun kept me warm while I waited impatiently for my first fight. There were several different Club members to get through in this competition, most of them dressed in medieval European knight personae, some in other international fighting costumes. I soon found myself brought up against the Spaniard, a member of the Club who was not a member of the NICHE. Though I had received far more training than he, I still doubted my success.
But the result surprised me. The Spaniard was slow, telegraphing every move he would make a long time before he made it. After the choreographed beginning, I managed to barrage him with fast strokes, until he tripped and fell, raising his hands in defeat.
‘Congratulations, Baron Arturo,’ Dave said loudly, clasping my hand. ‘You progress to the next rounds.’
It was tense, waiting for my second fight. In the second round, it would be me, Ivan, Ashley, and a few non-NICHE members. The sun sank down to the horizon, and some of the watchers drifted off. But others stayed, suitably captivated by our display. Some of the Club members went around with trays of authentic medieval snacks during the break between, offering them for free to the people who stayed for the long run. The tournament was taking a very long time. The lampposts around the park gradually flickered on in quick succession.
The evening drew on, the sun’s light fading, torches being lit as we carried on. Ivan and Ashley faced each other. Ivan won. I faced another non-NICHE person. I won. In the third round, most of the watchers had dispersed, but we carried on. We had to determine who won the sword this year. Ivan and I were placed against the last two challengers, the remaining non-NICHE members. We both won. I realised, gravely, what that meant.
I was going to fight Ivan. I was going to lose to Ivan.
It was time for the final round. Dave made one more glorious fanfare as Ivan and I stood before the rotunda and Rhiannon. Then Dave spoke again to us. The night was cool, the sweat on our brows from our last battles was freezing. ‘Brave knights. You have done well to come this far. Whomsoever wins the following battle win’s the Queen’s favour and the prize of the blade Excelsior for the following year. Are you ready?’
‘Aye!’ Ivan and I cried at the same time. We looked over at each other with a friendly rival’s glare. Our lips were smirking. God, I was terrified.
We backed off from each other and prepared for the battle. I had only gotten this far because I had been facing non-NICHE people. Now I was up against Ivan, one of the founding members of the NICHE. But I was the crowd favourite, because I was the underdog. The Queen’s gold medallion sparkled on my chest. Beneath my silk and brocade shirt the silver chainmail chilled my body.
‘Baron Arturo! How fateful it is that it should be you I fight tonight!’
‘Fie on your fate! Fall upon my sword, Sir Wolfram!’
Our pleasantries aside, we fell towards each other, our swords meeting with a resounding clang. The crowd was already clapping and cheering. Ivan was gritting his teeth. My breath was coming fast but I was holding my own! I could beat him!
We came to the end of our choreographed piece and the real fight began. Our swords locked. He leaned heavily on me. I almost tripped. Then I summoned strength up from some unknown reservoir, and pushed back. Our swords broke away and he backed off, circling me again. I came at him with a barrage of hits. He backed up and circled around quickly. Angry, eager to win, I spun around, and my sword very nearly hit Amber in the neck.


Holding her head, Amber had wondered onto the battlefield to bring the news. My sword dropped out of my hand as I saw her and registered her. Stepping over it, I grabbed her by the shoulders to steady her.
‘Amber, what is it?’ I cried out. Ivan was at my side too, no longer Sir Wolfram.
‘She’s here,’ Amber said in a haze. ‘Adrianna. Patrick’s told me. It’s Queen Victoria. Queen Victoria holds the key.’
Queen Victoria. The statue! The very statue that we had fought in front of earlier today! It had been in the park since 1897. She had died in 1901, and the engineer gave her the key!
Ivan made the connection as soon as I had, and called out to the other NICHE members, ‘Its Adrianna! To arms!’ The Re-enactment Club members were totally confused, but the NICHE members had no time to explain, or even the desire to do so. Those in the rotunda erupted forth, arming themselves. Even the Queen herself rushed off her throne, and she and Nicola ran after Ivan towards the far off bronze figure dimly lit by the park’s lampposts.
Unable to move, I stared. Underneath the dark bronze statue a person clad in red stood, reaching up. Adrianna. I had to stop her. The whole NICHE, except for the paralysed Amber, was already miles ahead of me. I began to run.
Then I realised I had dropped my weapon. Did I have my silver dagger on me? No. That was stupid. I had left it behind in the apartment, thinking I would be back before sundown. Then I saw Excelsior. It was plated in real silver. Right there, lying in its open case. I grabbed it up, disobeying all convention.
I ran for the distant statue, miles behind the others. Ivan reached her first. I saw her reach out and throw him far, far away. He had cut her with his weapon, but it wasn’t silver. He hadn’t a hope in the world. The others were thinking without strategy, which was rare for us. Instead they kept running, individually, at Adrianna, not grouping up in defensive formations. Though they cut her and stabbed her, their weapons were not silver, and therefore not affective. One by one they were thrown from her. And then, when there was only me left, she jumped onto Victoria’s podium. Wrenching the Monarch’s bronze hands open, she prised the key out of the fingers it had laid in for over a century.
I looked around. None of the NICHE were moving. Dead? I hoped not. Perhaps just unconscious. I hoped so.
‘Andrew,’ she hissed with glee. ‘So glad you could make it. I needed a snack.’
Faster than I could move she was behind me, and locked my arms. I couldn’t even wave Excelsior at her. It was stuck before me, angled down to the ground. I tried to cut at her legs, but she lifted me up and carried me so, so fast. The land blurred past me.
Quicker than I knew it, we were in a dark part of the park, behind buildings, trapped between three walls.
‘Finally, Andrew, I have you in my arms again,’ she crooned, stroking my neck. I was paralysed, against my will. She was hypnotising me somehow. It was the same as those times I thought I was dreaming. There was some power she had. Perhaps she gave off something similar to pheromones. All I could do was think. I couldn’t move. I was dead meat. ‘Wasn’t it good, Andrew? I satisfied you, you satisfied me. We could have been good together. I might have even made you immortal. You and I could have lived forever, and sought out the key together. But now, unfortunately, you must die.’
She bit into my neck. Her hands each clawed at me, the left one stretching my head out, the right one ripping, fingers like claws, my beautiful white and blue silk and brocade shirt. She supped from my neck, and the shining material of my collar was stained with the wasted blood that she lost in her haste. My life seemed to be fading, drifting from my reach.
What had been the purpose of all this? What was I supposed to do?
It was like magic. In my drugged stupor I could only watch in awe as her claw ripped my shirt open. My shoulder was exposed. My silver shoulder. Summing up energy, from where I did not know and still, to this day, do not know, I thrust my shoulder up to meet her face.
She shrieked and fell back flat on her back. I turned around, looking at her. It could have been the death of me, the way I stood looking at her with her burning, raw cheek. She was totally, for the moment, taken up with her wound. She could have easily gotten up and killed me. But just as she looked at me, realising the danger, I was finally able to move.
I thrust downwards with Excelsior, down into her heart.
She howled straight up at my face as I looked down at her, leaning heavily on the sword, close to fainting. Before my eyes she began to burn, then bleed, then blacken and shriven right before me. A short-lived spurt of blood erupted from her lips, but there was not enough of it, and the little geyser of blood ran dry. Her brown hair flared red and disintegrated. The sword leaned only on the ground now.
In my daze, I reflected on how luckily it was that the dulled Excelsior had managed to penetrate her body.
My blood spilled from my neck, hitting the ground, just narrowly missing the ashes of the vampire. I collapsed to the ground. Before I blacked out, I reached for the cylinder that Adrianna had dropped as she died.
It was black at the ends, and glass or something see-through in the middle. A dark green liquid sloshed around in the container.
Then it was gone.


I woke in the hospital. No one was with me. As, over the minutes, the memories of the fight returned to me, I began to fear that all my friends were not here because they were dead.
My screams and howls alerted the nurses. One came into my room, running on her squeaky white canvas shoes. ‘What’s wrong? Are you in pain?’
I calmed down, but tears were trickling down my cheeks. ‘They’re dead, aren’t they?’
‘Dead? Who?’
‘My friends. Ivan, Dave, Rhiannon –‘
The nurse looked at me strangely. ‘I think there was a guy called Ivan in here before. Russian guy? White-blonde hair?’
Breathing heavily, I sighed a sigh of relief. ‘Oh... oh good. Ivan’s alive. Where is he?’
‘He was by your side, along with a bunch of your other friends, for quite a while. They came in every day, only they started coming less lately because of exams and things like that...’
‘Exams?’ I repeated weakly. I thought hard. Exams had been a couple of weeks away when the Tournament was on. So that meant that I had been out for a long time.
‘Was I in a coma?’
The nurse nodded slowly. ‘You lost a lot of blood, and there was a very bad toxin in your system. The police detective who brought you in said you were drugged by your attacker.’
‘I’m so lucky to be alive,’ I reflected.
‘Yes. Yes you are.’
The nurse checked on my vitals and then left me. I lay in bed, resting, and thinking. I had no answers from her. I wasn’t sure if Adrianna was dead, really. But my still being alive probably meant she was dead. And as for the key, which I had finally found, where was it? Hopefully with Excelsior, kept safe by the NICHE.
That afternoon Ivan finally returned. It had felt like I had waited forever for him to turn up. ‘Thank God,’ he said, and gave me a big hug. I wouldn’t have let any other mate do so, but it was appropriate, I guess, given the fact that I’d almost died.
‘Adrianna?’
‘Dead.’
‘The key?’
‘Safe.’
‘Excelsior?’
He grinned. ‘Rightfully yours.’
I shook my head. ‘But we didn’t finish our fight.’
‘We’ve all decided it is yours to wield, after your brave battle.’
I looked down, feeling warm and grateful. ‘Gee, thanks.’ I looked up again. ‘What did the Re-enactors think of the NICHE attacking some random woman?’
He laughed out loud. ‘That was a difficult one. But Amber solved it for us. She told them all that Adrianna was wanted by the police in connection with the death of Katerina. None of them really had anything to do with Katerina’s life or death, so they were easily fooled. They still know nothing of the NICHE.’
I smiled and nodded slowly. ‘Awesome. So, what now?’
‘For now, Andy, you stay here and get better. Then, when you are better, you come back, we have a party, and by special arrangement, your lecturers are going to test you individually on the exams and projects you’ve missed.’ I gulped. I wasn’t an A+ student, and I wasn’t too confident after missing the end of the semester, but it was better than missing out on my exams altogether and failing the semester. ‘And then, next semester, you will take the key, and you will find the girl with the green hair.’
I nodded. It was a good plan. But Ivan’s plans were always good.

END

Saturday, November 20, 2010

TTU: The NICHE, Chapter Three

True Tales from University: The New International Club for Historical Enlightenment

CHAPTER THREE


I was given a sleeping pill that night and sent to bed. The worst of it was over, but that didn’t mean to say that Adrianna wouldn’t try and infiltrate again tonight. I, however, was dead to the world while the Historical Society were up most of the night defending me.
In the morning I woke up to find a shadow slung over me. I sat up quickly in bed and raised my hands to protect my face.
‘Fast reactions. That’s good,’ Ivan commented dryly. ‘It means the addiction is leaving you. Do you feel like going to class today, Andrew?’
I lowered my hands, feeling a bit embarrassed, but more pissed off. ‘Um... yeah, I guess.’
‘If you’re up to it, you’re free to go. Here’s the apartment key by the way.’ He chucked me a key, attached to a heavy key ring charm. I examined the charm. It was a heavy little sword. I wondered if it was another self defence thing, or just for decoration.
Ivan walked with me to class that day, but I had no chaperones between my classes. I was sluggish in class, but I tried to keep up. At the end of the day, I was met by Dave, and we walked back to the apartment in the fast fading light of day.
That night the club was once again in the apartment. Everyone was a little more relaxed this time, and there was some drinks, and a lot of pizza to go around. Saying that the whole club was in there would be incorrect. The Club for Historical Re-enactments was much larger than this. I was surrounded by who I guessed were the core members. I was pretty tired, and the club members didn’t push me too hard to socialise.
But later at night, I finally had a chance to talk to Ivan. Everyone was sitting around, looking tired. Ivan was on the couch next to me. ‘Now,’ I asked sleepily, ‘Are you going to tell me yet about the “last time”?’
Ivan looked around the circle of friends. Then he nodded. His smile was grim. ‘Yeah. It’s time.’ He relaxed back on the couch, an empty pizza box on his lap, having finished his last slice. He took a sip of his beer and looked at the wall as he spoke. ‘I came over here to study with my girlfriend Katerina. We found this place and settled in it. Things were going well. We got good grades. We joined the Society and made friends there. She and I were once King and Queen of the Court. It was pretty good.
‘But then we got another member in the club. We didn’t realise anything different about him at first. His name was Ilya, a Russian like us. Katerina and I took him under our wing, thinking to help him socialise better and become more acquainted with this country.
‘He and Katerina grew much closer than I realised. They spent a lot of time together without me. Then one day, with hardly any warning, Katerina left the apartment and went to live with Ilya. I accepted it. I didn’t know any better.’ He paused briefly to scratch the near invisible stubble on his jaw. ‘We all saw Katerina now and again on the campus. She looked as if she was getting sick. She was getting paler, weaker, very tired. Almost all of us had reason to comment about it, but she brushed us off.
‘Eventually, some of the girls in the club had reason enough to suspect that Ilya was being abusive to Katerina.’ I saw a couple of the girls of the group shift uncomfortably at the story. Perhaps Ivan was talking about them. ‘So one night, they decided to storm into the apartment and tell Ilya it was not on. They went after their classes, following Katerina, after the sun had set. They pushed into the apartment as Katerina unlocked it, and thought to confront Ilya. But he revealed his true form to them. They tried to take Katerina from him, but he took the last of her blood and ran after the girls. They escaped, because there were lots of people around. It was dangerous for Ilya.
‘At first we didn’t believe. But the next day Ilya’s apartment was the scene of a murder investigation. Police came to me to report Katerina’s death, and to question me. That was when –‘
The doorbell rang. Everyone jumped. There had been such a silence beforehand that the doorbell’s ring was violent to our ears. Ivan stood up and opened the door, checking through the peep hole first before he did. ‘Aha. Our good friend, Amber.’
‘I hope I’m not late,’ I heard the woman say as she walked past Ivan.
‘Not at all. Come, meet Andrew.’
I stood weakly, and held out my hand. Amber shook it. She was older than the rest of us, perhaps by five or ten years, but she had a youthful vibrancy about her. Ivan continued, ‘Andrew, this is Amber, our choreographer. And, well, a lot more.’
‘Nice to meet you Andrew,’ Amber reassured me as she let go of my hand. ‘Have you told him about the last time?’
‘I was halfway through it. Grab some dinner, there’s pizza on the bench. I’ll continue.’
Amber busied herself picking out some food in the kitchen, but she kept her ears trained on the conversation. Ivan carried on. ‘Amber found us, after Katerina’s murder. You see, Amber is a lecturer at the university. In the past, she was part of a social club, one that was quite secret, and eventually fell into disuse. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Amber had heard from Rhiannon and Nicola, the two girls who saw Katerina die. The fact that there was another vampire skulking around the university and its students alerted Amber to the need for the social club to be started again.’
I shook my head. ‘This is getting confusing. What social club are we talking about now? Not the Re-enactments Society?’
‘No. The Society is just a front. The real club is behind it, and is made up of fewer members. Members trained to carry on a sacred mission of protecting the university. This club is called the NICHE. That is an acronym for “The New International Club for Historical Enlightenment”.’
‘And this club protects the university?’ I asked, sceptically. ‘The name doesn’t seem to suggest anything about protection…’
‘We have several intertwined missions, Andrew. All revolve around the specific “Historical Enlightenment”. We protect the university, because somewhere on its grounds is a secret that could change the world.’
‘And that secret is…?’
Ivan scratched his stubbly chin again, and looked away, thinking. I thought he was going to refuse to tell me, but he carried on. ‘Well, it’s complicated. We don’t know exactly what it is we are looking for, or its purpose. But somewhere on the university grounds is a device that we have to protect. It cannot fall into the hands of any outside parties, least of all the vampires. This device was worked on by several different scientists and engineers, over generations, at this university. But for some reason it was locked away. The writings we have suggest it was perhaps….’ He drifted into silence here and looked at me seriously, ‘As silly as it sounds, it could have been the key to eternal life.’
I peered at him, and shook my head. ‘Okay, that’s ridiculous, and for quite a few reasons. One, you don’t even know that this thing exists, but you say you have to protect it. Two, eternal life is just a myth. Three, why would vampires need a key to eternal life? They’re immortal already, right?’
‘Immortal, yes, but not invulnerable. This key would give them invulnerability too. And surely you understand how terrible that would be. Imagine a vampire without any weakness.’ I gulped, and nodded seriously. ‘And then, your other point. It could be a myth, yes. But you though vampires were a myth too, until you found you had been bitten. So perhaps you shouldn’t be so fast to discount the existence of this key.’
‘But the only proof you have of its existence is the writings, yes?’
‘Yes, and I will let you peruse those writings if you wish.’
Amber chimed in here, coming down to sit with some warmed up pizza. ‘Wrong. We also have my… abilities.’
‘What abilities?’ I asked, steadily getting more and more confused.
‘Amber is a medium, Andrew. She is in regular contact with a ghost who, like us, protects the university. He will warn her of anything bad happening, such as muggings and attacks happening on campus grounds. When she receives an alert of this kind, we must be quick to respond. Like secret agents, or –‘
‘Superheroes?’
He nodded with an amused smirk. ‘Pretty much, yes. But this ghost knows of the key. He will not tell us where it is, not unless he knows it is in danger of being found. He is of the belief that this key is too dangerous to be used.’
I shook my head. ‘No, look, I don’t think I can believe in mediums… I’ve already suspended my disbelief enough for today…’
‘But you see, Amber was told by the ghost of Katerina’s death. She sought out Rhiannon and Nicola, and the three of them summoned me, and the other people you see around us – all of Katerina’s closest friends and confidants. Amber made a plan. She would train us for battle, and for use as her agents, in the guise of being a fight choreographer. All our fees and such would be cancelled, and we would be awarded full scholarships along with living expenses. We would defend the university from the dangerous elements wishing to infiltrate it. We would start, once again, the club that she had been a member of when she was just a student, the club that was called the International Club for Historical Enlightenment, so that we could be the defenders the university. The first order of business was the vampire Ilya.’
‘Did you defeat him?’ I asked eagerly, terrified of the thought that another vampire might just be out there.
‘Yes,’ Ivan said, with a relieved smile. ‘We defeated him, after a long period of training.’
Dave sighed and stretched. The story had taken a while, and it was something the whole club already knew of. ‘So, anyway. Andrew? Considering the circumstances, we think you should join the club. You can learn the skills needed to defend yourself against the vampire, and any other threats to the university or yourself. You will get a full scholarship and everything else that comes with the club.’
‘There’s just one thing,’ I said, leaning forward, and scratching my chin. ‘I need to know more about this key. I can’t devote my life to defending it without understanding more about it. Can I have access to all the research and writings?’
Amber nodded, smiling gently. ‘Every member of the club is entitled to that. Although, the sources are cryptic and you may not find any new information… but you are welcome to try.’
I thought about it for a few moments. The eyes of the club members drifted away from me, as if trying to give me privacy. I considered it seriously. I would obviously have no money troubles for a long time if I chose this path. My life would be a lot safer with strong, capable friends like these. And besides, even if this key was really nothing, just a myth, then it didn’t matter. Because we defended innocent people from vampires, as well as petty human criminals. It was a vocation with real meaning to it.
And it was super secret. Like some kind of video game with ninjas and stuff.
‘Yeah. I’ll do it. I mean, how could I not? It’s a good deal.’
‘Thank goodness,’ Ashley rolled her eyes, but she looked relieved. Other members of the club also looked really relieved.
‘That’s great,’ Ivan said, and Dave clapped me on the back with one of his massive hands.
‘Awesome,’ Amber agreed. ‘Let’s get you sorted out then.’


Things finally resumed some normality. I went back to classes. I hung out with old friends occasionally, but I wasn’t desperate for company. I was doing all right in my grades, and I didn’t have to keep my part time job at the petrol station anymore. One thing I definitely didn’t do again was spend the night in the engineering building. After the sun went down, I would avoid that building like the plague.
Parts of my life had changed though. I joined the Club for Historical Re-enactments, since it was the front for the NICHE. I chose, for my persona, to be Titus Andronicus, Roman general and subject of perhaps the goriest play by Shakespeare. The other members of the club were very pleased. My persona meant that one day they would have to perhaps act out scenes from the play, and that would mean a lot of gory fun with lots of blood and guts. My costume was made by professional costume makers. I had wondered about the money involved in the club. It turned out that the money to fund the NICHE also went into making the Club’s front suitably flashy.
So I joined the NICHE as well. I was trained in fight choreography for the Society displays, and then in real fighting for NICHE missions. I wasn’t a fully fledged agent of justice just yet, so I was not sent on any missions, but I got to hear about missions taking place. Thefts were stopped. Muggings, attacks and rapes in the park were, most of time, counteracted in time.
And in all this time, Adrianna did not appear again. No doubt she found another pet or two to drink from. Amber reassured me that she was checking regularly with her ghostly contact, making sure that Adrianna wasn’t returning. Adrianna was still doing her post graduate degree, but the ghost had not seen her attack anyone, at least not on university grounds. Unfortunately, I learned, it was practically impossible for our helper ghost to leave university grounds, where he died. I wasn’t sure if I believed in the existence of this ghost. When I asked Amber about him, it turned out she had never even ­seen him. She could only hear him, and speak with him.
Time passed. A semester passed. Displays were rehearsed and put on. After the Battle of Maldon exhibition, the first display I was really involved in was the next scheduled one, a Japanese story of a ninja who dressed as a woman to assassinate two war chiefs. The next one was Titus Andronicus, at my request. We acted out a couple of the bloodiest scenes from that play, to the amazement and amusement of the spectators in the park when we performed it. The next one we were rehearsing for was a medieval style of tournament, where the guys had the chance to win the Queen’s favour and one seriously awesome sword by battling it out.
I got closer to the members of the NICHE. They were all good people, if not with their individual quirks. Anyone interested in dressing up in some strange persona is bound to be a little strange. Rhiannon was the Queen in the medieval court, and the one who I had to fight for to win her favour. I became a close friend of hers and was hoping she’d suffer from a little bit favouritism when it came to choosing the tournament winner. Her handmaiden in the tournament was Nicola. I was considering asking Nicola out, every now and again, but it was hard to have a private life at all in the NICHE. I just let it go.
And you might think that was strange. After all, I had been kicked out of my last apartment for my womanising ways. But Adrianna had changed me. I was a little bit scared of women after her. I hadn’t even kissed any girls since Adrianna. I hardly thought of sex at all, because it brought back terrible memories of being a little puppet for that swamp hag to use. I lived quite a monkish existence. But I got some physical outlet in the strenuous training I received during those months.
That was another thing that changed me. Karl, my engineering buddy, ran into me one time in the engineering building. ‘Whoa! Andrew!’ he cried out, shaking his head, smiling. ‘Where did those muscles come from?’
I glanced at the little bit of muscle showing just under my t-shirt sleeve. Humbly, I shrugged. ‘Sword fighting.’
‘Sword fighting?’ he repeated, awestruck. ‘Are you in that weird medieval group?’ I shrugged. ‘Ha,’ he said quietly. ‘Maybe it’s not so weird after all then.’
I was changing. Not having to worry about money helped that, and not really actively seeking out chicks definitely made a difference. I could give my full attention to first of all, my training, and second of all, my studies. But if I ever found myself bored with any of that, I turned to the sparse papers that made up the entire collection of the NICHE’s knowledge about “the key”. Old papers, some dated back to the start of the last century, were all collected in one box which, for now, sat in our apartment. I browsed through the materials. The key was a mysterious thing. It had been started in 1901 by an engineer, and picked up, every now and again, by other researchers who happened to find either it or the research about it. It could have gone back, even further than that, but 1901 was the first instance of the key appearing in this country.
From the readings I perused, I gathered one very important thing which no one else had been able to sum up. This key wasn’t some single thing. It was part of a much greater thing. It was almost as if it were literally a key, the kind of key that you started up something with, or a key to open something. Like a machine, or a vehicle, or a door. The key itself wasn’t the answer to immortality. The key was a way of getting there. Even if we found it, we’d have to find where to slot the key in before anything really interesting happened.


A few months after I’d first met the NICHE, we were having one of our regular parties. It was a dress up party. We were all in our costumes. It wasn’t the weekend, but it was Simon’s birthday, and he wanted to have a small party tonight because he was going away in the weekend. So there he was, in his pirate costume. Ashley was a ninja. Dave was King Henry VIII. Jane was a Viking. Ivan was Ivan the Terrible. Rhiannon was Boadicea and Nicola was Joan of Arc. I was, of course, a Roman general. There were lots of other people there too, a lot of whom I had only vaguely met, and a few others I‘d never seen before.
The party was going fine. I was getting to know a few people, and I was hitting it off with this one girl. But it was not to be.
I saw Amber head over to Ivan. She was wearing a witch costume. Right now she was looking very delicate and she had her hand on her forehead, looking as if she was about to faint.
While I stared at her, Ivan waved me over. I excused myself and walked over.
‘What’s wrong?’ I asked them.
‘Listen,’ Ivan bade me.
‘It’s Patrick... my ghost,’ she clarified when I gave her a quizzical look. ‘He’s seeing something going on in the park. A couple are about to be attacked by a group of four hooligans. No motive but sheer violence. We have to get there...’
Ivan snapped into action. ‘Andrew, you come.’ I was thrilled. It was my first real mission! ‘Dave,’ he signalled, tapping him on the broad shoulder. Dave nodded, needing no explanation. ‘Four people... one more...’ Ivan murmured. He grabbed Jane, who was closest to the door. She nodded quickly and joined the group.
The four of us walked down the apartment corridor swiftly and got in the lift. There was no time to change out of our costumes. The lift here was quite new, and fast. Ivan talked as it travelled down.
‘Okay. Amber and Pat have seen a group of hooligans in the park about to attack a couple. There’s four of them. The four of us should be enough to take them. Avoid using weapons unless they have any. Non-lethal force. We want to catch these guys and hand them into the police.’
The door opened and we set out, running. I had silver daggers strapped on me. The others had other weapons, but they wouldn’t use them. Hopefully.
We ran out of the building and slunk through the shadows and the gardens underneath windows. It was hard not to be seen, especially in the costumes we were wearing, but we were trained to be stealthy. The ground was cold and wet, and my feet were soon black with the dirt of the city, my roman sandals affording me little protection there. The sky was clear and my breath came out as white mist. Cape blowing out behind me, like a superhero, I ran in the midst of the quartet of NICHE agents.
We got closer and closer to the park. My breath was coming in to my chest with an awful, icy burn now. I was red in the face. Ivan held out his arm to signal us to slow down. We slipped in through one of the park gates.
There, across the park, illuminated by the dim, yellowish lights of the old-fashioned lampposts, was a group of people. A girl with light, shimmering hair running away, suddenly screaming. A guy standing ready to fight. Four figures in black hoodies running up to meet him. Two of them armed.
We set off again in formation, sticking to the pools of darkness in between the lampposts, moving around in the shade of the trees. We were trying not to draw the attention of anyone, and that included the victims, the attackers, and the growing group of spectators standing outside the gate closer to the attack.
I could hear the fight from here. The guy who had stayed to defend the running girl punched two of the hooligans. First he punched one in the jaw, and that one landed heavily in a heap, cracking his head against the pavement. The other came up to him, and the guy roundhouse kicked him to the head. He fell too, unconscious.
But then the awful crack of bone echoed through the still night as one of the remaining two hit him with a baseball bat. The other slashed at him with a machete. The security guard was coming for them now. They ran back towards the darkness.
Towards us. I felt the others beside me tense, ready to spring. The two killers were heading towards us, unknowing, only thinking to put as much distance between themselves and the authority figure as possible. ‘Disarm them,’ Ivan said under his breath. While in the light the two unconscious hooligans were arrested, we spread out in the shadows to catch the other two.
Jane and I were on the guy with the bat. I saw Jane grin and I heard her mutter the words, ‘Stand and deliver.’ As our guy stepped into our zone we leapt out at him, grabbing an arm each with all our force. Once the bat was out of his hands, Jane pushed a rag soaked with chloroform at his face. A few moments more, he struggled. Then, between us, he sagged. ‘Sweet,’ I breathed, wanting to laugh aloud. Jane grinned.
‘And that’s how we do it.’
We carried the slack body of the unconscious murderer over to where Ivan and Dave had the other kid. Laying them down in the dark, in the shadiest corner of the park, we took their hoods off. Just two kids our age, with shaved heads. Senseless violence. I think we all shared the same thought then. And we were too late, as well. That was too bad. They had probably killed that guy who stopped to defend his girlfriend.
‘Oh shit,’ Dave whispered.
‘What?’ Ivan breathed, sounding either worn out or fed up. He probably felt very bad that we were too late to save that guy.
‘Look.’
Dave turned the heads of both the killers, so that their necks were exposed to us. ‘They were thralls.’
I touched my neck without thinking about it. The sight of those too-familiar bite marks upset me. ‘What? What do you mean? Thralls?’
Ivan rocked back and sat down on the sprawling root of one large tree. ‘Vampires can make thralls, by getting a human addicted to their bite. It very nearly happened to you, Andrew.’
I shook my head, feeling slightly panicked. ‘So... so what? What does this mean? Why would a vampire send out thralls to do violence?’
‘Perhaps to collect fresh blood? I don’t know,’ Ivan admitted. ‘We will interrogate these two when they wake. Let me do the talking. I will work out what they know by pretending to know more than we do. All right?’
‘Yeah,’ I agreed quickly. I could hardly think straight. Could I have truly been turned into a mindless zombie hell-bent on violence? Was I really that close to the point of no return? Jane patted me on the back as if she knew what was going through my head. I gave her a weak smile.
‘Come on. We can’t wake them out here,’ Dave reminded us. Ivan nodded. We all stood, taking our two culprits with us, slung between us, two to a body.
We walked up the shadows of the streets to a safe house of ours. Near the park, as part of the university’s property, was a building in which the Club for Historical Re-enactments was allowed to keep their props, sets and extra costumes, so long as they shared them with drama clubs and things like that if asked. Other clubs, like sports clubs, stored things there. It was also a soundproof place which was very hard to get into, and no one would be anywhere near it at this time of night. Ivan brought out his key ring, which contained a great many keys. But he knew them all by heart, and first time right, selected the correct key.
We headed into the dark storage building and left the lights off. Dave found a torch near the door, and that was all we used. We tied the two to chairs and Jane, with some relish, splashed their faces with cold water from a sink we found nearby.
When they found themselves restrained and surrounded by four hardly visible faces, the two thralls sneered, snarled like animals, and tried to wriggle out of their bonds.
‘Your master will be pleased with you two,’ Ivan said, crouching down to let them see his face. He had his Ivan the Terrible makeup on, with false beard, pale white face, and red rimmed eyes. He was a frightening spectacle even to the initiated. The snarling stopped for a moment as the two of them were faced with the horror. Then one of them got his courage back.
‘The mistress is always pleased with us. She will forgive our failure this time. She will bring us back.’ The mistress? I felt a terrible sense of foreboding...
Ivan shook his head. ‘No, no, I’m afraid this time you are going to the cops. What was the big idea, attacking two innocent people like that? Isn’t your blood enough for her?’
Insulting them subtly like that was a stroke of genius. The weaker of the two snarled and growled, ‘Adrianna loves us. She needs nothing more than us. But the guy had information she needed... and we were going to bring the little girl back as a present for her.’
Ivan stood up and I saw her light blue eyes turned to me. He considered my face for a moment, and then we all followed him as he walked a little way away from the thralls. ‘Just as I suspected. I am sure she is the only one present in this city at the moment. They tend to be territorial. If there was another one close by we would know it by all the grandstanding that would take place.’
‘So what do we do now?’ I asked.
‘We simply hand them in,’ Ivan said with a shrug. ‘Don’t worry. Adrianna won’t bother to rescue them. They’re trash.’
I stood alone as Ivan got his phone out of his royal robe pocket. The mention of Adrianna had chilled me. I didn’t want to hear that name ever again. It felt good to know that, by catching her thralls, we might be destroying a small part of her hold on this city. But I didn’t want anymore part in it. Let the others kill her. The memory of her, emerging naked from the bathroom, her face that of a hideous animal with teeth exposed... it was paralysing.
Ivan dialled a number and held the phone up to his ear. ‘Hello? Detective Julie, is that you?’
The voice was loud enough and the room quiet enough for us all to hear the tinny sound of her voice coming through the phone. ‘What is it, Ivan? I’ve got a busy night ahead of me. There was a murder in the park.’
‘I know. We’ve caught the two guys who did it. The ones that weren’t unconscious.’
‘Oh, you have? Excellent.’
‘But you have to be warned... they were working for a vampire.’
‘Crap. Really? Damn. Maybe you shouldn’t have caught them.’
‘I doubt she’ll break into the compound, honestly. They’re worthless.’ He told her where to find us.
‘Fine. I’ll come and pick them up. Under human law they’ll be charged with murder. But the person they think they killed is actually fine. I have him here with me now.’
‘Oh? That’s good then. I’m glad.’
Ivan hung up the phone. I looked at him, wild eyed. ‘What the hell, man?’
‘That was Detective Julie. She knows about us and how we work. She doesn’t ask questions.’
‘No, not that,’ I almost shouted. ‘The thing about the guy being fine. Then it’s not murder then, is it?’
Ivan chewed on his lip. ‘Look, there’s something about Julie that makes her the reason why we go to her. She’s unusual, like us. But her reason is, she’s one of a few... alternative citizens in the city. According to what she’s told me, she’s an android. And she’s in charge of covering up any crimes involving other androids in this city. The guy ‘killed’ tonight was presumably one of them. She has the core of his being – pretty much his soul, or like a hard drive, in her possession. But these guys are still going to be charged with murder.’
I didn’t care so much about that. What I did care about was this. ‘Wait, so... so they are like indestructible living beings, right? Immortal?’
Ivan considered me for a moment. ‘You’re thinking...’
‘I’m thinking they must have something to do with the key. They are practically immortal, yes? They can be killed, but something of them can be preserved and carry on, like... like if you were to take the hard drive out of one computer and put it in another? And they are considered living, right?’
Ivan nodded slowly. ‘I think you may be onto something. I don’t know Julie well enough to judge whether she’s like a living, feeling person, but... but I think you have something there. Perhaps she knows something about the key.’
‘Can I see her?’
‘Sure. Try and talk to her when she arrives, if she’s not too busy.’
We didn’t have long to wait before Detective Julie turned up with some of her men. She came to talk to Ivan. ‘Now look, you know the drill. This had nothing to do with you guys.’
‘Of course not,’ Ivan agreed.
‘Thanks for apprehending them. I am in your debt. Any favours you may need, I will happily help you out, so long as it’s not too dangerous or illegal.’
‘We do what we do for the good of the university, Detective. You do us enough favours by keeping our vigilante squad off the radar.’
She nodded briskly and began to walk away. I stopped her by calling out, ‘Detective!’
She spun around and looked down at me. She was taller than me, and wore a stern look on her red lips. ‘What is it, NICHE agent?’
‘Detective Julie, do you know what the key is?’
‘The key?’ she repeated. ‘The key to what?’
‘There’s a key that we are supposed to protect on the university. We have papers dealing with the key, old research and stuff. But the key is supposedly the key to immortality. I was wondering if you... you androids... had anything to do with it...’
Julie narrowed her eyes, and I thought she wasn’t going to answer me for a few moments. But then she relented. ‘You’ve got me thinking. There might be something in it. I’ll talk to a colleague of mine. I’ll get in touch with Ivan to talk to you if I come up with anything.’
Wow. I hadn’t expected that answer. ‘Thanks!’ I replied, amazed. She walked away, behind the officers who were dragging away the cuffed killers.
Ivan looked down at me. ‘That’s a pretty good answer, coming from Julie. Come on. Let’s get back to the party. It’s about time we headed back.’
He locked up the storage and we walked slowly back to the party. It was dead already. We had been a long time. Simon was gone, and only Amber, Rhiannon and Nicola were holding the fort for us. I didn’t stay up to talk to them about what happened. But I told Amber, quickly, before I hit the sack, about speaking to Julie, and how she thought she might know something about the key.
‘Andrew,’ she said, shaking her head. ‘I’m sure if Patrick doesn’t want to reveal it to us, then he’s doing it for our own good.’
‘And I’m sure it’s not so terrible, Amber. I need to know what I’m fighting for.’
She just shrugged. Wondering about the events of the night, and what was to come, I went to bed.